Elsewhere, wannabe horror writer Clint Hadson (Elijah Wood) substitutes at Ft.
Chicken Elementary, Shelly Linker (Sunny May Allison), consumes a tainted mutant black-dotted chicken nugget.
Chicken Elementary, where he reunites with his former high school crush, Lucy Mc Cormick, (Alison Pill), but discovers she is dating Wade Johnson (Rainn Wilson), the PE teacher.
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She bites his cheek, infecting him with the virus; she also claws Clint, but he appears to show no symptoms. Birk (Tammie Baird), hide in the faculty lounge but are attacked by Patriot who tackles Mrs.
Though she tries to escape the school ground before she fully turns, Shelly turns feral and passes the virus to Dink (Miles Elliot), another bully, who spreads the virus throughout the playground, resulting in the other children becoming infected and attacking the school staff; Mr. Birk into a cupboard and mauls her to death (Tracy, apparently unaware of her real name, screams "Who is that lady?! After escaping with an uninfected student, Calvin, the staff barricade themselves in the music room, but are discovered by Shelly.
A police officer (Matt Jones) arrives at the scene to calm down the children, not realizing that they are beyond help, but has two fingers bitten off and is then mauled by Shelly as she escapes the playground and hides in his car.
Wade notices Clint has been infected by Shelly and quarantines him, but Doug deduces that the virus doesn't affect him like it does the children.
The staff decide to wait until the parents arrive to pick up the children, but this plan fails when Racer Dopkins, son of the local PTA president, infects his baby brother and the zombified baby attacks and kills his oblivious mother.
They manage to rescue another child, Tamra (Morgan Lily), but discover she has also been infected.
The staff are attacked by the children again, and Wade kills Dink by beating him to death with a fire extinguisher.
Doug analyzes his brain, which has turned black and rotten due to decomposition, and realizes that the virus is only dangerous to the prepubescent (not going through puberty), which is why Clint and Tamra didn't turn feral as they had passed that stage.
The staff and uninfected children unite with the janitor Mr.