A Jewish friend of mine remarked once, only half joking, that he believed Indians are the true Chosen People. I lived in India for about three years and my husband (currently known as my hus Pad, thanks to his appropriating the i Pad he "gave me," -- but that is another column) is from New Delhi, which, in addition to providing me with lots of Indian friends and in-laws, have given me a pretty good perspective on the desirability of the people from the world's largest democracy -- and how to woo them. If you are pinched for time, you can simply claim SRK is your favorite and move on. If you bust out something like, "Yea, I loved Kuch Kuch Hota Hai," you are very likely to get a second date. Showing an appreciation for Bhangra will score you points. If you want to be adventurous and score some points, I suggest you try cooking him/her a few Indian dishes. Aside from English, Hindi is the most prevalent but not all Indians speak Hindi so you might have to determine his/her native tongue.) Before we got together, Sanjay was greatly amused by my reciting various things in Hindi to him.
Before getting to "how," let's start with "why." There are obvious reasons one would want to date an Indian, such as how successful and professionally desirable they are. But, if you want to take some initiative, I highly recommend you familiarize yourself with some Bollywood actors and choose a favorite. Finding a place that plays Bhangra music and going there together is sure to get you something straight from the Kama Sutra, especially if you exhibit the right dance moves, i.e. You can get the basic spices in most grocery stores. I got a tourist book and told him among other things, that I was missing my green socks.
Moreover, Indian men Ok, now that the stock for single Indians is up, you need to be on your game if you want to date one. One, SRK is short hand for Shahrukh Khan, one of India's premiere Bollywood celebrities. You don't want your date to think that if things go south, you will resort to stalking.
If you are Indian, you can skip the rest of this post and spend the next four minutes savoring your desirability. Oh yea, I almost forgot to mention: one more big bonus when it comes to dating an Indian: communication with cabbies. New Yorkers: Just imagine if you could stop a taxi during the 4pm transition time and your date could say, in Hindi, "Hey brother, will you please take us to Spring and 6th?
If you are not Indian, keep reading to learn seven things that should ingratiate you with them. Indians take Bollywood and their celebrities very seriously.
It should be obvious by now that you need to have a favorite Hindi movie. Most major cities have theaters that screen Bollywood films otherwise you can easily stream one through Netflix, etc. It has an irresistible beat that will motivate even the most dance-phobic types to hit the floor. Unless you are willing to take some serious initiative in the kitchen, plan to go out for an Indian meal. Many Indians would agree that it is often tough to find a good Indian restaurant, even in major cities. (Note: there are hundreds of languages spoken in India.
Major bonus points if you suggest seeing a Hindi movie together. Bhangra is the percussion-heavy music that is featured in most Bollywood films.
Ilaria Perrone, sex columnist for Grazia.it, the go-to magazine for the "It" girls of Milan, has given up on dating. But if you want to see him again, you have to wait. I know in New York you do the other things first, then sex after, but here we think blow jobs are more private than sex.
“Italian men are romantic but they are also liars,” she told New York sex columnist Maureen O’Connor in the latest entry in Italy in 30 Days’ Exchange Rates conversation series. " And don't even get her started on the shortage of cunnilingus slang. It can be very difficult, because in Italy men date because they want to have sex. If you go with a boy in Milan, you know 90 percent of the time, you will be with him that night. I used to talk with friends who lived in USA, and they tell me, “We go on real dates. You can have sex with a condom on a first date, but oral sex is more complicated. When you live with your parents, when you live with the Pope and the church, it’s difficult to change your mind so quickly. In this country, men can do whatever they want because they are men, they are like this, they need sex, they need affairs. K., girls use Tinder, so here in Milan they get dates with Italian men that way.
Skyping from Milan, Perrone explained the hazards of dick-centric dating and swearing. I meet him on Tinder and we go out to dinner.” And the men would say, “The American girls are so free! If those women never give oral sex, do they still receive it? But it doesn’t have its own word, I think because it’s taboo. I think there are two kinds of men, one that thinks this is not macho and doesn't like it, and one that really likes it. Italy had protest and revolutions in the ‘60s, just as they did in the USA and U. Particularly in the south, you would hear people say about Berlusconi, “He had a lot of women and that’s good! I have friends who tell me it’s not so easy to get Italian girls to go on dates with Tinder; they have to be pushed.
It’s easy to take them home and have sex with them, but with you Italian girls, it’s not so easy.” At least, that’s what they say; I don’t know if it’s real. They treat you like a princess, and the next day they disappear. You know, I was discussing this during dinner with a friend of mine recently. We also have different words for men and women masturbating each other. If you use your hand on a man, it's sega, which is also the thing you do when you cut a tree, saw. Men who have a lot of women are real men.”The opposite. A lot of women become obsessed with finding marriage. But American girls are easier because they are here on holiday.
In Italy it is totally different, we have sex first.
I think we are now changing ages, but men have had the most change. I think perhaps this is like New York, a lot of women searching for the right man, and a lot of men running around. I was in Sicily this summer, and two guys told me they use Tinder to meet Americans. I was in Paris recently and the men are so shy, you have to go to them.