If you don’t you’re probably best sticking to something less light-hearted.
Here are a few facts about roses are red poems and Valentine’s Day: As a disclaimer before you get dumped for writing rude valentines poems, these roses are red poems might not be funny or humorous to your other half so think before you freak them out with something outright dirty.
#13 Roses are red Violets are blue My knickers get wet Just thinking of you.
#14 Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Im using my hand, Thinking of you.
#15 Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, and here are a few poems, just for you.
Blue Monday has passed, but the second most depressing day of the year is approaching – Valentine’s Day.
If you’re making arrangements for a candlelit dinner with bae this article probably isn’t for you.
However, if the thought of Valentine’s Day makes you shudder and cringe slightly then keep reading.
A lot of people won’t have a clue of what to get their significant other, let alone what to write in a card.
Thankfully if you’re looking for gifts for her, I wrote a Valentines gifts guide worth checking out!