By the time they're 27, they could be sleeping with a sexy Chewbacca for all they care. I.e., he won't be one of those lamewads who clings to your friend group and sits around the house eating Cheez-Its and waiting for you to come over and watch Netflix with him.
But if you're right for each other, you can count on him being the Jack to your Rose. Not that he's going to die in a freak boat accident a week after you start dating.
Maybe the Noah to your Allie is the better comparison here.
The older man/younger woman combo is nothing new and is a reality that has and will be around for a long time.
Some guys just come to this realization sooner than others *cough**cough*.5.
Oooh, yeah, work that upholstery attachment that you read about in the Miele manual.4. Every guy comes to the realization that being jealous of your guy friends just makes him look sad and lame.
He knows what he wants and he won't waste your time if you're not it. Thanks to the patriarchy, women learn to master blow jobs early in their sexual lives (sometimes before they even lose their virginity) but guys typically don't figure out that women want their vulvas licked until their mid-20s.You didn't want to be with that guy who wanted an "outdoorsy girl" anyway. He won't have a nervous breakdown about meeting your parents. Added bonus: He'll probably get along with your parents better because he's a little (tiny! Not that he's old, but he'll rock out to Hendrix with your dad in the man cave and not feel too weird about it.8. Practice makes orgasms, or however that saying goes.9.And he knows that vulvas don't usually look like two unused Pink Pearl erasers and smell like Bath and Body Works vanilla bean. Either way, older guys are more likely to be the most comfortable snuggle you've ever had.12. Have you ever seen an early-twentysomething guy get handed a baby?Having seen more than two vulvas, he knows each is a beautiful and unique orchid and he won't hesitate to compliment yours.10. He holds it out from his body like he has stiff little Tyrannosaurus arms and the baby hangs there like, "Who the fuck handed me to this beer-breathed sociopath in cargo shorts? He doesn't try to get away with not using a condom.He doesn't give a shit if you haven't shaved in a few days. In his years of dating, he's probably been with a woman during a pregnancy scare and now fully understands the value of family planning.14.Thankfully, most guys grow out of being the Leg Hair Police in their mid-20s. He has his own friends and job and hobbies and schedule.